I've been here for too fucking long

lostcryptids:

lostcryptids:

i love asshole fictional men only <3 bc if they were real i’d attack them like a wild animal and tear them to shreds 

some people are like ohh if he was real id kiss him <3 ok well if he was real i would jump on his back like an ape ready to kill 

(via dr-aco)

good-enemy:

lgbt-tiktoks:

Caption:

[Person 1: WALL-E and EVE are both nonbinary.

Person 2: What are you talking about? Keep your… Liberal politics out of my kid’s movie. WALL-E’s a boy and EVE is a girl.

Person 1: But they’re… they’re robots. They don’t have genitals.

Person 2: Yeah but like WALL-E is square and does construction and EVE is like feminine and sexy looking.

Person 1: So, gender is a matter of presentation and expression, not a matter of biology.

Person 2: No! Gender’s just about your genitals.

Person 1: Then, WALL-E’s nonbinary. He doesn’t have genitals.

Person 2: No, WALL-E’s a boy.

Person 1: Then gender is a matter of expression an-

Person 2: No! Gender is just biological!

Person 1: Then WALL-E doesn’t have a gender

Person 2: No! He’s a boy robot!

Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]

Person 2: this is a kids movie

Also person 2: this cartoon robot is sexy

lgbt-tiktoks:

Caption:

[Person 1: WALL-E and EVE are both nonbinary.

Person 2: What are you talking about? Keep your… Liberal politics out of my kid’s movie. WALL-E’s a boy and EVE is a girl.

Person 1: But they’re… they’re robots. They don’t have genitals.

Person 2: Yeah but like WALL-E is square and does construction and EVE is like feminine and sexy looking.

Person 1: So, gender is a matter of presentation and expression, not a matter of biology.

Person 2: No! Gender’s just about your genitals.

Person 1: Then, WALL-E’s nonbinary. He doesn’t have genitals.

Person 2: No, WALL-E’s a boy.

Person 1: Then gender is a matter of expression an-

Person 2: No! Gender is just biological!

Person 1: Then WALL-E doesn’t have a gender

Person 2: No! He’s a boy robot!

Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]

(via lubricates)

crayyola-deactivated20220827:

I’m on the operating table before my top surgery and right before I fall unconscious I see the doctor pull out these motherfuckers

(via magpiesarefluffy)

buttpoems:

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dndogs:

time for tumblr’s incomprehensible ads but make it SEASONAL

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